| 30 July 2009
Asking Jim Bowden to weigh his expertise on trade deadline moves is like:
Getting Mark McGwire to shut up about the past.
Barry Bonds winning a sportsmanship AND humanitarian award in the same season.
Brett Favre giving a lecture on the importance of sticking to key life decisions.
Asking Bill O’reilly to judge a journalistic integrity contest
Making Rush Limbaugh the chairman of the Democratic Party.
Historic French generals writing military textbooks on securing the homeland
Meghan Fox discussing inner beauty
Britney Spears winning a voice contest
Fred Smoot giving English lessons
Ozzy Osborne talking about diction
Discussing the 2009 Nationals playoff chances, and being serious
David Hassleoff judging talent…oh wait
Billy Mays (RIP) doing a PSA before a movie asking you to “keep it down”
Paris Hilton talking to high school students about responsibility
Lets hear yours?
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